Stories

OK. Due to an unruly amount of comments from my siblings(you know who you are) I am posting this story. First off, yes a whoopie cushion will be used this year at Christmas, Second, I used this template, not knowing it was my sisters template,(because i can never read hers anymore, I cant access it.) I just liked it because it does fit me personallity. Ever Think about that one. and Thirdly, here is the real story of the Montgomery Wards incident

One snowy day, my father and I went out on an excursion to buy my mother a Christmas gift on Christmas Eve. We went to a couple of stores and I wasnt feeling too good. I asked if he could take me home and he replied"we havnt bought anything yet" As we entered The Store, I was feeling very hot and uncomfortable. I told dad I was going to the bathroom. as soon as I turned around, before I took my first step, BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
all over the jewelry counter. As I stood there in disbelief, others apparantly were surprised at the unfortunate event. The last thing I remember was a voice over the loud speaker
"Clean up at the jewelry counter please."
After that dad had no idea what had happend until all the commotion was around the jewelry counter and I explained what had happened. As my memory serves me, We still shopped at more stores for about 2 hours, even though I was sick. Finally he took me home, and I threw up every half an hour during Mr. Hollands Opus(I still havnt seen the whole movie) MY sister and father finished shopping later.